Top 20 Shocking Lines from Ryan Murphy’s ‘All’s Fair’ Ranked
Ryan Murphy’s new legal drama, *All’s Fair*, has stirred quite the buzz with its outrageous dialogue and campy themes. While critics have been harsh, often labeling the show among the worst television productions, it has garnered attention for its shockingly memorable lines. Below, we delve into the standout moments from the series, ranked from least to most outrageous.
Top 20 Shocking Lines from Ryan Murphy’s *All’s Fair* Ranked
The series revolves around Carrington “Carr” Lane, played by Sarah Paulson, a bitter divorce attorney in the competitive realm of Los Angeles law. Carr finds herself overshadowed by three ambitious attorneys: Allura Grant (Kim Kardashian), Liberty Ronson (Naomi Watts), and Emerald Greene (Niecy Nash-Betts). These characters embody the ethos of a ‘women helping women’ initiative, having left their previous firm to establish a practice focused on divorce law.
Standout Characters
- Carrington “Carr” Lane: A fierce and often crude divorce attorney.
- Allura Grant: A powerful lawyer known for her glamorous lifestyle.
- Liberty Ronson: Another top attorney with a focus on client care.
- Emerald Greene: The firm’s investigator, injecting humor and wit into the show.
The plot thickens as Allura faces personal betrayal from her husband, football star Chase Munroe (Matthew Noszka), who surprises her with divorce news on their anniversary. This central conflict becomes a launching pad for the show’s audacious humor and one-liners.
Ranking the Dialogue
| Rank | Line | Character |
|---|---|---|
| 20 | “He knew how to do things with his fingers that would make Itzhak Perlman jealous.” | Dee |
| 19 | “You know me, I’d do anything for you … except represent you.” | Carr |
| 18 | “He never fucking made you wear a strap-on?” | Milan |
| 17 | “I’m surprised your ancestors were actually allowed on the Mayflower.” | Carr |
| 16 | “Don’t forget to worship his sagging balls and gray pubes.” | Lee-Ann |
| 15 | “You’ve become a loathsome person. I thought I raised you better.” | Dina |
| 14 | “In honor of your big milestone, I present you with a fruit basket.” | Carr |
| 13 | “When are you going to twist off his scrotum and feed it to him?” | Liberty |
| 12 | “Somebody has a revenge vagina!” | Emerald |
| 11 | “See you in court, cuntburger.” | Carr |
| 10 | “Girl! You know why they call me The Big Dick!” | Emerald |
| 9 | “From cocktails to cock rings all in one 24-hour period!” | Liberty |
| 8 | “Little Allura-dorable can’t have a wittle baby of her own.” | Carr |
| 7 | “Never mind me, how are you holding up, you poor discarded cum rag?” | Carr |
| 6 | “I present you with a fruit basket lightly brushed with salmonella.” | Carr |
| 5 | “Now here he is in fantastic full fetish mode.” | Emerald |
| 4 | “Justice for Allura!” | Emerald |
| 3 | “How is this even happening? Am I that stupid?” | Allura |
| 2 | “Add another zero for every bad memory that comes up.” | Allura |
| 1 | “Pin your wig down Allura, coz this might blow it back.” | Emerald |
The outrageous exchanges, filled with biting humor and shock value, make *All’s Fair* a unique entry into the current television landscape. Many viewers find these one-liners invaluable, not just for entertainment but for their potential to spice up everyday conversations. As the series continues, it promises even more memorable moments, ensuring its place in discussions among fans of campy television.
