SNL Criticizes Pete Hegseth on Iran and Kristi Noem’s Departure
In a recent episode, “Saturday Night Live” (SNL) sharply criticized Pete Hegseth and Kristi Noem. The skit highlighted the U.S. military actions in Iran and Noem’s unexpected job departure.
Hegseth’s Featuring Part
Colin Jost portrayed Pete Hegseth as brash and confrontational during a press conference. Dressed in a blue suit with an American-flag pocket square, he exuded confidence. Hegseth claimed, “We’re treating Iran like the Breathalyzer in my car — we’re blowing it the hell up.”
Downplaying the Situation
When questioned about the military’s status, Jost’s Hegseth insisted it was just a “situation-ship,” rejecting the notion that it is a war. He described U.S. tactics with crude humor, saying, “We’re just in a hookup. If it feels good we’ll keep going.”
Confronting the Media
Hegseth took aim at the press, mocking their seriousness. He proclaimed, “You’re all playing chess — I’m playing ‘Grand Theft Auto.’” Hegseth also altered a famous musical lyric to illustrate his chaotic mindset.
Noem’s Departure Addressed
Following Hegseth’s segment, Noem appeared, humorously stating she “self-deported” rather than being fired. Jost introduced her as someone who had been “reassigned under the bus.”
Personal Branding and Future Plans
She exhibited her well-known personality, joking about her looks and cosmetic surgery. “The work is never done,” she quipped. Noem revealed plans for her new role with the Trump-created Shield of the Americas, humorously mentioning her new office setup.
Upcoming Events
The March 7 episode marked Ryan Gosling’s fourth time hosting SNL. He was promoting his upcoming sci-fi film, “Project Hail Mary,” scheduled for release on March 20. The musical guest was the British band Gorillaz, making their SNL debut.
- Episode Date: March 7
- Host: Ryan Gosling
- Musical Guest: Gorillaz
- Film Release: Project Hail Mary on March 20
